sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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