things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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