I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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