question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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