I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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