Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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