I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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