no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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