Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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