i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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