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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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