he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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