Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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