The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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