Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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