I accidentally burped into my bong.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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