Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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