is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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