I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
