um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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