I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize