I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
