I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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