Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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