More tranny stories later!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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