Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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