new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i think i have two assholes
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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