the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sorry about my life...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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