MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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