it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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