i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
this is an emotional support booty call
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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