That's intense
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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