"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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