I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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