can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
