My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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