So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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