The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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