I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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