We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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