Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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