with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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