I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize