I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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