i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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