What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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