one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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