My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have fence marks all over my body
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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