I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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