Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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