Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
